So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
