I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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