i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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