Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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