Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Define "chronic" masturbator.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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