addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
You've changed since you got that strap on
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I think my moral compass just broke
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