At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize