on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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