I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
