I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
You're like the curious george of whores
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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