My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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