I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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