It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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