I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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