bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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