How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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