found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
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