State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
You were trust falling into bushes
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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