Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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