So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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