It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
The best revenge is premature balding
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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