He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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