I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Floor bacon is actually really good
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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