Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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