I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
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