The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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