we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
3pm strippers are depressing
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
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