marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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