He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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