god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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