you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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