Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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