i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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