Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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