: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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