So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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