This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I got inside last night via doggy door
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