You work out of a Hotel?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
