so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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