butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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