would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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