i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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