as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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