She said her name was "party"
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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