Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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