Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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