love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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