what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
no you cant smoke seaweed
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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