Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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