oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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