If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Small penises have feelings too.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
