I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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