I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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